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The NSL Engineering Department is proud to announce its most ambitious infrastructure project to date: a high-density, Tier IV data center powered by a dedicated onsite Small Modular Reactor (SMR). Located on the repurposed grounds of the Burke Lakefront Airport, this facility will serve as the central nervous system for all League analytics and global operations, ensuring 99.999% uptime through proprietary energy independence.
The Nexus Project is anchored by a landmark public-private partnership. Cuyahoga County taxpayers have approved a referendum to subsidize 69% of the project’s costs, reflecting a community-wide commitment to transforming the lakefront into a global tech hub. The remaining 31% is provided by the NSL Owners Group, a private investment cementing the League’s permanent footprint in the regional skyline.
The official Groundbreaking Ceremony is scheduled to commence at the former Burke Lakefront Terminal in Q1 2026. This milestone marks the transition of the NSL from a global spectacle to a self-sustaining technological superpower.

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