League Records

They say history is written by the winners, but in the NSL, it’s written by the peephole who stayed up for 69 minutes holding a stanchion or full-tanked 24.5 beers—the vast majority of them belonging to Tates. This digital mausoleum serves as a permanent reminder of who actually puts up points and who just gets lucky with the schedule.

Explore the scoring efficiency of the league's elite, the yardage totals that defied logic, and the 'Annals of History'—where the legends of Girafft revocations and salt-base destruction live forever. The math doesn't lie, and neither do the archives. Step inside and witness the numbers that define nearly two decades of obsession.