THE NSL HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY

The National Shablastdatass Historical Preservation Society (NSLHPS) stands as the preeminent institution dedicated to the meticulous preservation, scholarly documentation, and dignified exhibition of the National Shablastdatass League's unparalleled historical legacy.

Under the visionary leadership of Director Phillip J. Hogemfarts and the unwavering expertise of Lead Curator Hish McGayhee, the Society employs the highest archival standards to safeguard irreplaceable artifacts—including the sacred Shablastdatass Cup (Ole Gloriousness), championship photography, legendary owner interviews and transcripts, rare recordings of draft-day performances.

Through tireless research, rigorous authentication, and state-of-the-art digital conservation techniques, the NSLHPS ensures that the rich tapestry of NSL triumphs, humiliations, and degenerative excellence remains accessible to scholars, enthusiasts, and future generations.

The dedicated staff of the NSLHPS works tirelessly—24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year—to preserve and present the League's most prestigious artifacts and storied history.

Through unwavering commitment, they make this unparalleled legacy accessible at your fingertips via our digital archives on YourMomOnRye.com, and in person at our expansive 69,000-square-foot facility, featuring world-class showrooms and climate-controlled archives open to the public by appointment.

Whether you seek a personalized appointment visit, the refined Curator's Table dining experience, or the ultra-exclusive annual Pan's Gala, our staff stands ready to deliver the ultimate luxury experience of a lifetime—tailored with impeccable service, scholarly insight, and the finest hospitality befitting the NSL's storied tradition.